Author: Haidong Ji

  • 绕口令

    这几天和儿子练以下两个绕口令。他练得挺带劲,可能主要是觉得有意思。这两个他都会自己认读,也会写(不确定他会不会写“是”): 四是四,十是十。十四是十四,四十是四十。 三是三,山是山。三十三是三十三,不是山山山。 我打算趁着这股热乎劲儿把以下几个也教给他。妈妈骂马挺不错,四声和轻声都有了: 妈妈骂马   妈妈种麻,   我去放马,   马吃了麻,   妈妈骂马。 小三登山   三月三,小三去登山;   上山又下山,下山又上山;   登了三次山,跑了三里三;   出了一身汗,湿了三件衫;   小三山上大声喊,离天只有三尺三。 南边来个老爷子,手里拿碟子,碟子里装茄子,一下碰上了橛子。打了碟子,洒了茄子,摔坏了老爷子。 分果果   多多和哥哥,   坐下分果果。   哥哥让多多,   多多让哥哥。   都说要小个,   外婆乐呵呵。 鸟和猫   树上一只鸟,   地上一只猫。   地上的猫想咬树上的鸟,   树上的鸟想啄猫的毛。 数青蛙 一只青蛙一张嘴, 两只眼睛四条腿, 扑通一声跳下水。 两只青蛙两张嘴, 四只眼睛八条腿, 扑通扑通两声跳下水。 三只青蛙三张嘴, 六只眼睛十二条腿, 扑通扑通扑通三声跳下水。 四只青蛙四张嘴, 八只眼睛十六条腿, 扑通扑通扑通扑通四声跳下水。…

  • Service broker and database mail

    A couple of weeks ago, I set up database mail on one server, and verified that it worked. A few days ago, my friend called because the mail was not working for him. This is the message I got when ran sp_send_dbmail stored procedure: Msg 14650, Level 16, State 1, Procedure sp_send_dbmail, Line 68 Service…

  • Midsommar and kräftskiva

    The normally reserved Swedes celebrate summer in a big way. The biggest celebration of all is Midsommar, where people put up a maypole, sing and dance around it while imitating frogs, pigs, and violen playing, and just be merry in general. I’ve never attended Midsommar celebration during my summer trips in Sweden, because we were…

  • Sql Server Browser needs to be started for remote connection to a named instance

    A default installation of Sql Server 2005 is pretty easy. After install, you can connect to it remotely, either through Sql Server Management Studio or sqlcmd. However, if you install a named instance on the same box, you may not be able to connect to it remotely, although connecting to it locally would still work.…

  • Issues connecting to SSIS and browsing packages in msdb when database service is clustered

    In Sql Server 2005, you cannot cluster Sql Server Integration Service (SSIS). During database cluster install, you can pick to install Integration Service. SSIS will only be installed on the node where installation process starts from. For example, suppose you have Node1 and Node2, and the install is started from Node1, then database service and…